Grand opening to zetsurin

A red curtain rises on a wooden stage with nothing but a rickety old chair sitting in the center. The audience chatter grows faint as the show seems to be starting, but little did they know as the star of the performance was standing outside the theater with a small black box in hand that has a red button sticking up from the top. the girl smiles as she pushed the button down and the theater burst into flames in an explosion that sent pieces flying all around, For the onlookers this was like hellfire and brimstone. The girl tossing the small black box over her head started to giggle a little.

Hello you may call me zetsurin. My real name … well I don’t like it so I won’t say it here. I am a bit of an odd ball and I don’t like things being too normal. So that means I can be a little silly at times. 

O yes I know a lot of people say “don't worry I won’t bite” so I feel the need to let you know I do bite… a lot. And I have been known to jump-on, kick, stab, kidnap, torture. Burn, forcefully remove body parts … mostly eyes and that is just as some would say “scratching the surface”. But this is just how I show my feelings and most likely means we are friends or at the very least I see you as a friend rather you like it or not.. After all why would i add someone who is not my friend eye ball to my collection? That would be crazy right? 

I am also a really sweet and nice person so feel free too hit me up on the xat.

Heyo zetsu!

hello zetsurin! welcome! fancy post! o.o

Yes i like the post to :3 it makes me happy.